["Goon" Sample]
Doug, I dig hockey players
The violence, the beer
I'm horny a lot (Ha ha ha ha!)
[Intro]
It's Chucky Slick, this is dedicated to the gnarliest sport out there
[Hook]
When you walk in the room, it is clear to see
I'm the one with a chew and a gongshow tee
I play, hock-ey
And everybody knows I get
Saucy. And all the bunnies love the flow
I'm the one whose chirpin'
[Verse 1]
I got my first twig when I was like two
Man I was only 14 when I had my first chew
And I was only 15 when I had my first brew
My name is Chucky Slick, who the f*ck are you?
I ain't nothin' but an animal
Pullin' all-nighters, playin hockey everyday since the kid was in his diapers
A rug-rat sniper, super duper hyper, she got a nice rack with some tats, I'ma wife 'er (her)
Bumper tires, hockey is the medication, even though beer league is probably the destination
I can dangle and snipe with a nice celebration
I can teach you how to celly, would you like a demonstration?
Would you like an education? I can teach you how to wheel
Bomb shells, smokeshows, what ever the f*ck you feel
You just gotta have confidence, electric like an eel, and if you're flow is unreal, then it's easy as a steal
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Lined up at the dot, and the puck's about to drop
Injured real bad but I'm pretendin' like im not
It's a real man's sport that's why the ladies think it's hot
Soccer players get kicked in the shins and they flop
Ha!
Are you serious, bro?
I broke my teeth and got cut like a month ago
6 stitches, no teeth, my mama like "woah"
Trainer sewed me right up and I was ready to go
I was back on the ice playin' hockey with my team (yup)
Tendy like ya girlfriend, so I slipped it right between. Five-hole, Slow-mo, replay on the big screen, flow so clean, I'm just livin' the dream (yup)
Bruh!
My dangles break ankles
So don't be steppin' up unless you got a good angle
First star like spangle, all 'cuz I had [?] (hahaha)
Swiss cheese tendy, a lot of great holes
[Hook]
[Bridge]
So if you, talk sh*t, I will f*ck you up
'Cuz I'm a hockey playin' savage, and I'm used to blood
And that's why, my teeth (haha) are fake as f*ck, 'cuz I got hit in the face wit' a hockey puck (yup!)
[Verse 3]
Top titty, top cheddar
Nobody do it better
Hockey players are the number 1 like [?]
Bomb shell wreckers, smokeshow shredders, do it doggy-style in my elegant sweater
All the ladies say we some mothaf*ckin' gems, and we always hittin' tens, and she bringin' all her friends..
So we can do this again
Writin' with the pen, grizzly mint in my lip, got a beer that I sip, got a couple broken ribs, got a cut, got a stick, got a butt that is big, I say f*ck, I say sh*t, that is hockey language
[?] throwin' dips with the team, on the road all day, NHL on the screen
How many more hours?
At least thirteen, but I don't give a f*ck, 'cuz I'm just livin' the dream
[Hook]