Saturday Night at the Bookstore lyrics

Another Saturday night, out at the bookstore. Huh!

It looks like every f*cking piece of trash in town blew in

Hey man, you got a quarter? I wanna watch peep show number 3
You seen it? I think it's a real good one. Baby getcha turned on

I don't want to know your name! I don't give a f*ck what your name is!

Saturday night out at the bookstore. Drop a quarter

Everybody here's up on the screen

I think I just f*cking fell in love with a glory hole

I think I f*cking fell in love with a nameless frame

I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Cause I've seen you! You f*cking pig! You live out in West Lake Hills, and your fat f*cking wife, coming out at Safeway on a Sunday afternoon, and see me standing there, and you don't even speak to me

You don't want to know me, do you? Cause I done sucked your f*cking c*ck through the glory hole. Isn't that ugly?
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

I saw your motherf*cking ass

Everybody's hanging out on a Saturday

And us losers man, we go to the bookstore and pay our f*cking paychecks right in the glory hole

I'm in love with a glory hole
I'm in love with a glory hole

Another Saturday night! Isn't that nice? You ever spent a f*cking Saturday night at a f*cking glory hole?

I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Aren't you there? I f*cking seen you there! Yeah, your di*k. Who gives a f*ck about your god-damn name?
Pretty car, who cares? Pretty kid, who cares?

Who cares what your f*cking kid's name is?
Hey, I want to suck your di*k after the show, motherf*cker. Throw another beer can at my as*h*le. I seen you in the bookstore. Give good head? I think you do!

I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Bleh! You f*cking faggot. Hanging out in West Lake Hills. You don't want to talk to me at Safeway, do you? A pretty boy like me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You don't want to talk to me?

You like it?

I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Sucking on my di*k, motherf*cker. I'm in love with a god-damn glory hole, and you're on the other side of it! Huh! Tell your fat wife! Tell your f*cking wife! Faggot! Tell your wife!