She was Sanyo-oriented,
He was Rank-Arena bred,
A faulty tube led to their meeting:
'Watch with me a while,' she said...
O happy hour of Bugs and Daffy,
Sylvester and Tweety-pie!
Blue remembered hills of childhood
Where each seeks the other's eye!
Right between the Carol Burnett
And the David Nixon Show
They fell in love, and shared a Samboy,
Crunching in the afterglow.
Fortune smiled between commercials,
Dreams were swapped and, futures planned,
They bravely faced the Midweek Movie:
(NRC) The Mummy's Hand.
But the course of true etcetera,
Etcetera - their first falling-out
Took place over Candid Camera
(She had fancied Twist and Shout.)
Reconciliation ushered
In by Cheezels, they sat late,
Smiling at The Many Faces
of di*k Emery - and Fate.
At Epilogue, before that evening's
Nervous clergyman, they swore
To be ever-faithful to each other
Till next they met - in World of War.