Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier (Remastered version) lyrics

20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade
Fake royalty, second-hand sequin façade
Limited face paint and dyed black coif
Overweight and out of date x2

Oh Well

American trilogy in Lancashire pottery x2
Is so f*cking funny, don't you know x2

All-American trilogy in used-up cars and bottled beer
All-American trilogy the future's dead, fundamentally
It's so f*cking funny, it's absurd x2

20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade