From Season 13 Episode 2 (Aired on June 5, 2017)
Game: Hoedown
Suggestion: Cowboy
[Verse 1: Wayne Brady]
I am a cowboy; I've got a rope, of course
Spats, spurs, look at me, and I'm ridin' on my horse
Nothin' wrong with being a cowboy. Of youth, it's a fountain
And when I'm finished drinking here, I'm gonna ride up Brokeback Mountain
[Verse 2: Colin Mochrie]
I am a cowboy; I ride in one direction
And the more I ride, the bigger my erection
Everybody stands and goes, all the folks
"Look at him go. He's a mighty cowpoke"
[Verse 3: Ryan Stiles]
Well, I'm not good on a horse, I shouldn't be alone
I have to admit I'm pretty accident prone
One day I was ridin', thought I might just erupt
Turns out my p*nis was caught in my stirrup
'Cause it's so long!
[Verse 4: Jeff Davis & Ryan Stiles]
Well, I'm the biggest cowboy, I'm super big and strong (You're huge!)
And all the ladies know that my rope is extra long (Hello!)
I had a reduction and the surgery went great
I was a Dirty Dozen, now I'm just a Hateful Eight
[Outro: All]
Just a hateful eight!