Dysentery Gary lyrics

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
Got a lotta heartache, he's a f*ckin' weasel
His issues make my mind ache, wanna make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions you do with your pigtails
What a nice creation, worth another night in jail

[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe, I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache, he's a f*cking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

[Bridge: Mark Hoppus]
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl will choose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f*ck the guy that took her and ran away, and
[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
f*ck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag