[Verse 1]
Your dad can suck my c*ck if he can come and play
Your mom can touch my di*k every single f*ckin' day
With the fingers on my hand, your brother he will buckle
For another dollar, f*ckin' do it to your uncle
[Chorus 1]
It's a hot damn day down in California
It's a grand old way in California
If you come, we'll play, I just gotta warn ya
[Verse 2]
You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a p*ss in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep every night, I'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when I'm pooping on your cousin
[Chorus 2]
It's a fun, hard day up in California
It's a grand old way up in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f*ck in California
[Bridge]
[Chorus 2]
[Outro]
And this is California
And this is California
We f*ck in California
And this is California
We f*ck in California
We f*ck in California
Cause this is California