[Verse 1]:
Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
[Pre Chorus]:
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
[Drop]
With a sense of
[Verse 2]:
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!
[Pre Chorus]:
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
[Drop]
With a sense of
Poise and rationality
Again
[Drop]