If That Isn’t Love lyrics

[Intro]
The guy that I love is named Lou
I love him, I love him, I do
Not only is Lou on my mind
He's in it, around it, beside it
Below it, above it, in front and behind (Ooh, yeah)
(I can't believe it, child)

[Verse 1]
(Alright)
I went to the grocery store
To buy a loaf of bread (Well)
I couldn't stop the name of Lou
From poppin' in my head (Uh-huh)
Absent-minded me, I score a loaf of Lou instead

[Chorus]
If that isn't love, what is?

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, Josie
You sure got a bad case of it, honey

[Verse 2]
I had my car filled up with gas
It cost me four-oh-two
And as I paid, I felt my face turn into rosy hue
I realize I asked him just to fill it up with Lou
[Chorus]
If that isn't love, then what is?
If that isn't love, gee-whiz, what is?
He's not just pretend
He's more than a friend

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, Josie
You ought to see yourself when he walks by you, girl
Ow! (Ow!)

[Verse 3]
Lovin' Lou the way I do
Can get me so uptight
When I order ham on Lou
My order never comes out right
I always say "Good Lou"
When I mean to say "Good night" (Good night)

[Chorus]
If that isn't love, what is? Gee-whiz
If that isn't love, what is?

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, that Lou, honey
Oh, he just don't mess around, does he? (Alright)
A stone TCB-er, ha-ha, yeah (Ah, yeah)
(Alright)
[Verse 4]
Lovin' Lou the way I do
Can get me so uptight
But when I order ham on Lou
My order never comes out right
I always say "Good Lou"
When I mean to say "Good night" (Good night)

[Chorus]
If that isn't love, what is? Gee-whiz
If that isn't love, what is?

[Outro]
Ooh, Josie (Yeah, alright)
You're in a world of darkness, girl
You've just got to pull yourself together
Two times this week you've called me Lou
And I know I can't dig that
Oh, baby (Oh yeah)