I Am a Doctor lyrics

I am a doctor
I know what you need
A pelvic sort of examination
There'll be no pain
No pain
No pain
No pain
No pain

I am a doctor
Have a seat
Will ya fill out these forms
I'll be with you in a moment
A moment
A moment
A moment
A moment
A moment

No hope
No hope
No hope
No hope
Let's make love

I am an engineer
You're doing that all wrong
See those stress points there
They'll never hold up
Never
Never
Never
Never
No hope
No hope
No hope
No hope
Let's make love

I am a psychiatrist
Tell me your problems
So you hate your mother
Tell me your deepest thoughts
I can help you
You can trust me
I can help you
You can trust me