Everything Happens To Me lyrics

[Verse 1]
I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go through , life just catchin' colds and missin' trains
Everything happens to me

[Verse 2]
I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
Everything happens to me

[Pre-Chorus]
At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick to end despair
But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
I've mortgagеd all my castles in the air

[Chorus]
I've tеlegraphed and phoned, I sent an Airmail Special too
Your answer was "Goodbye" and there was even postage due
I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
I've telegraphed and phoned, I sent an Airmail Special too
Your answer was "Goodbye" and there was even postage due
I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me
Everything happens to me