[Intro]
Aye, this some festive sh*t, dawg, JiZz, JiZzy, yeah, mmh
They call me the nut cracker cause I'm white and I'm crazy
I love Christmas makes me feel like a baby
They call me Santa, all I talk about are hoes
Finna f*ck a broad underneath the mistletoe
Nah,nah,nah, hold up, f*ck that sh*t man
This a Yung JiZz Christmas Klassic, ya dig?
Ya dig?
Hang your stalking with care motherf*ckers
Ho ho ho b*tch, uh, yeah
Ho ho ho, ooh, yeah
Ho ho ho, mmh, yeah
I'll f*ck your hoe, ooh, ooh
I'll f*ck your hoe, ooh, ooh
I'll f*ck your hoe, ooh, ooh (let it snow b*tch)
Ho ho ho, aye, I'll f*ck your hoe, aye
[Verse]
I jizzed on Ms. Clause now this sh*ts a white Christmas
Better hide your b*tch her small ass is on my wishlist
This some cut wrist sh*t
This some f*ck b*tch sh*t
This some f*ck your hoe sh*t
This some ho ho ho sh*t
I'm just tryna blow snow up in my nose, you know?
I'm just tryna f*ck the kid from Home Alone, you know? (Kevin)
When this Post Malone looking ass breaks into my home
I'll let him gimme dome and then I'll shoot him in his dome aye
Listening to Jingle Bells till I burn in hell
Or end up in a cell, only time will tell
Only problem with this time of year is sell, sell, sell
I only want a flannel shirt and some axe hair gel
And when your hanging your stalkings
I be hanging b*tches that i've been stalking
f*ck all of this shopping
My pistol should be popping
I'll decorate the tree and burn it down immediately
I wanna meet up with my family and go on a killing spree
And your gunna flip, when Ol' Saint Nick
Takes a lick on this MC's di*k, aye
And your gunna flip, when Ol' Saint Nick
Takes a lick on this MC's di*k, JiZz