Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk (Live at The Fillmore, San Francisco, August 16, 2000) lyrics
by DJ Muggs
[Refrain: B-Real | Sen Dog]
Stoned is the way of the Walk
(Come on, come on, come on)
Stoned is the way of the Walk
(Come on and kick that, man)
[Verse: B-Real | Sen Dog | Cypress Hill]
Well, it's the Alley Cat, wish I had a hootie mack
Some think I'm a criminal (Yo, you ain't all of that)
Hit you with the baseball bat when you wanna ill though
You wanna f*ck around (You get bucked by the Hill, bro)
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech (So I guess that makes me Chong)
Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with the "Ice Cream"
Cypress Hill here to give you a nice dream
Speak it like a rolla, and you know it's rolled tightly
I'm like a funky beat, why you tryna fight me?
Pigs often cite me, that's not polite G
And any hour of the day, you know I might be
Harassed by a pig real fast (Real fast)
They wanna Rodney King me, always f*ckin' with my ass
Ain't got no class
Hit they ass like the buddah that's stinky
They wanna scruff but they're just so rinky-dinky
I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk
Sen got the Philly (Gonna light the blunts)
Sippin' at the kufu make me go cuckoo
Somethin' like loco then I turn into a psycho
Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin'
Got the beta bass and the nasal high
As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus
Crazy nasal vocals cannot make the hotties loco
I remember Sister Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy
Used to sell me buddha outta f*cked up little baggies
Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money
And she said, "Pay me back with the Latin di*k, sonny"
I never went out and I don't think I'm gonna
Just for some buddha, she wanted me to bone her
"Demeaning, you think you know what I'm meaning?
I got somethin' for them hoes that be schemin'
On the Buddha-Real, take me to the hooterville
I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville
Then I light a fat joint, 'cause this ain't no exploitation, motherf*cker
For we are the ones strollin' in the ways of the masters
[Outro: Sen Dog]
Stoned in the ways of the Buddha masters