I Wanna f*ck A Ghost lyrics

[MAN, spoken]
Bethany! This is it!
Let the spirits fill you!

[BETHANY, spoken]
Oh my God, I'm gonna do it!
I’m gonna f*ck a ghost

[BETHANY]
My spirit box is humming hot
Drippin' down my thigh
The portal gapes, my body aches
C'mon, ghost, give me a try
I’m ready
I wanna f*ck a ghost

[MAN, spoken]
Bethany, the spectrometer's going crazy
This ghost has a huge dead di*k energy

[BETHANY, spoken]
Hot!

[BETHANY]
You can take me from beyond
Lemme taste your ectoplasm
I want the di*k that no one gets
Make me polter-gasm
I'm ready
I wanna f*ck a ghost
[ENSEMBLE]
She's ready
She wants to f*ck a ghost

[BETHANY]
'Cause we're ghostf*ckers

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
We love f*ckin' ghosts
Yeah, we're ghostf*ckers

[BETHANY]
They’re really dead
And we’re really horny

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
No silly laws of God or man (Oh-oh, ooh)
Can keep us from our sexy plan (Oh-oh, ooh-ooh)
To summon up a spectral sl*t (Ah, ah)

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
We can't wait to ghost-bust a nut

[BETHANY]
I’m ready
I wanna f*ck a ghost
[ENSEMBLE]
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
Yeah, I do, I'm ready (Yeah, she's ready)
I wanna f*ck a— (She wants to f*ck a ghost)
Yeah, I wanna f*ck a—
Yeah, I wanna f*ck a— (Yeah, she wants to f*ck a—)
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Yeah, I wanna f*ck a— (Yeah, she wants to f*ck a—)
Oh, I wanna f*ck a— (Oh, she wants to f*ck a—)
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[BETHANY, spoken]
Oh God!
Oh my God, that was way too cold, I totally regret it
But hot

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh yeah, she f*cked a ghost