Future Crazy Ex lyrics

[Verse 1]
Dream boy, I'm a nightmare girl
I'm the type to pick a fight just for fun
I'm not your wife, I'm the love of your life though
Wear a jacket 'cause I'm so f*ckin' ice cold
Terrified I scare you, I could push you down like NyQuil
Cherry pie with cyanide, trust me I'm delightful (Woo!)
Unfortunately for you, I've decided that I like you
Anything to make you mine, anything I'm psycho

[Pre-Chorus]
Lookin' at me so cute, you ain't got a clue, clue (Mmm)
I got a ten year plan, that I got for me and you, you

[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex

[Verse 2]
Dream boy, you can count on me (Uh-huh!)
To freak the f*ck out when you cheat in my dreams
I'm the star in your fantasies
b*tch, your taste better keep me sweet
'Cause every time you p*ss me off I'm gonna write an album
Tell the world it's all your fault, leave out the sh*t that I've done
[Pre-Chorus]
So fun, it's gonna be so fun
To have fun with your emotion

[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex

[Bridge]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes

[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex