Black & White Life Styles lyrics

My uncles, man, my family only f*cked in one position: up and down
Man, my uncle: "Boy, don't you ever kiss no pus*y!
I mean that, whatever you do in life, don't kiss no pus*y!"
I couldn't wait to kiss the pus*y
He'd been wrong about everything else
Woman had to beat me off
"It's enough, it's enough, please, please, oh, two days" Haha
(Man, you crazy!) Huh? (You crazy!) Yeah
You ever be with a woman you wanted to be with for a long time, man
And you finally get with her, and you c*m in about four seconds?
And you be panicked, jack, tryna be cool
"Oh God, Lord, don't let her know
Just let it stay heavy if not hard"
"You're not moving as much as you were"
"I'm just resting a little, I want you to enjoy this"
White folks do things a lot different than n*ggas
They eat quiet and sh*t, you be over there, they be
"Pass the potatoes—thank you, darling
Could I have a bit of that sauce?
How are the kids coming along with their studies?
Think we'll be having sexual intercourse this evening?
We're not? Well, what the heck"
Black families be different, have more rhythm, sh*t
My father, when we ate, it was fun 'cause he made noise and sh*t
"Ayy b*tch, where the food? Goddamn, mama, come on, sh*t
Ah, you muthaf*cka, you, sh*t, goddamn, baby
sh*t, n*gga, kiss my ass! Better get that meat down that bone, muthaf*cka!
What you think you doin'? sh*t"
And I got a auntie, man, my aunt Mancine, man
Can suck a neckbone, it's a work of art
I mean, she can f*ck with a neckbone, brother
She be all in and get that white sh*t out and stuff, throw it to the dog, jack
Dog look at it like, "What am I supposed to do with that muthaf*cka?!"
Different lifestyles, see, white folks don't play enough. they don't relax
They don't know how to play The Dozens, nothin'
Right? They get uptight
You tell a white dude, "Go f*ck yourself! Ah, f*ck you, muthaf*cka!"
He get very offended, "I beg your pardon
I need a supervisor here, I don't believe that kind of language is necessary
We certainly can communicate on a higher plane than that"
And don't say nothin' about their mama
They go, "My mom? She was a great ol' gal"
White folks f*ck quiet too, right? I seen y'all in the movies
You don't make no noise, I go to the movies
I be watching white folks, they be, "Ooh, eee, ooh, ooh"
n*ggas make noise, they be, "Ah, you muthaf*cka! Ah, goddamn, baby!
Ah, don't move now, b*tch! Ah sh*t!"
A lot of you people look at me
But I see some people in the audience, older people in the audience be going
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, boy, you ought to be 'shamed of yourself
I ain't lyin', junior"
That's the way my grandmother treats me, right