Have Your Ass Home By 11:00 lyrics

Some f*ckin' is good for you, though, jack
Gettin' some pus*y beats having a war
I ain't lyin', c*mmin' is a lot of fun
'Cause I never got no pus*y when I was a legal teenager
Not much, girls, "Ah, I don't wanna f*ck you, you can't even sing"
You had to sing or something to get some pus*y
Right? Girls used to do horrible sh*t to a n*gga, boy
'Cause they weren't giving up no pus*y, in the '50s
It was very seldom you got any parts of pus*y
Right? You be tongue kissin' and sh*t, jack
di*k get harder than times in '29
Right? Nuts go all up in your stomach
You ever had that? You go—you be, "Oh, you gotta give me some now"
"I'm not giving anything, I'm on my period"
"You on your period again? You gon' bleed to death, b*tch!"
And I tried to get home before 11:00
'Cause that's when my father had me be home, by 11:00
My father was one of them 11 o'clock n*ggas
"Say, say, where you going, Richard?
Huh? Well, n*gga, you ain't ask nobody could you go no place!
What the f*ck, you a man now, n*gga?
Get a job that's with jets!
I don't give a f*ck where you go, be, be home by 11:00
You understand 11:00 don't you, n*gga?
You can tell time, can't you?
Well, what's that clock say in the kitchen, n*gga?
The clock, muthaf*cka, what the clock say?
11 o'clock, bring yo' ass here!
I don't mean down the street singing with them n*ggas either!
I ain't gettin' your ass outta jail no more, muthaf*cka!
That's right, and bring me back a paper"
Right, and you go out, nothin' start happenin' 'til 11:30
Right? All the dudes be just standing around and sh*t
I said, "What you waitin' on, man?"
"11:30—we gon' get your b*tch at 11:30"
And I'd have to get home, man, with my blue nuts, all, "Oh, oh God"
You know, get home
"n*gga, I thought I told you be home by 11:00?!
I don't wanna hear that sh*t
I'ma kick yo' ass!"
"Can I jack off first?"