Background: Hey guys! This one was really fun. My best friend was telling me about something he wrote that triggered an idea, so I decided to prank him with the lyrics to 5SOS' "She's Kinda Hot." The fact that I'm bi partnered with my anxiety disorder made it pretty convincing. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
Him: I just wrote a b*tchin haiku
Me: My girlfriend's b*tching cause I always sleep in
Him: Bad
Me: She's always screaming when she's calling her friends
Him: Don't do that
Me: She's kinda hot though
Me: My shrink keeps telling me I've got crazy dreams
*no response*
Me: Dude
Him: Dude
Me: She's also saying I have low self esteem ????
Him: I didn't know you saw a therapist
Me: Yeah
Me: She's kinda hot though
Him: Then you should probably stop seeing her if you think she's hot
Me: She won't get out of my head
Him: That's a good reason to find another therapist
Me: She's kinda hot though ????
Me: Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane
Him: ...
Me: My neighbor said I've got bad brains so idk
Him: A therapist is supposed to help you not make you feel insane
Me: I'm alright though
Me: She put me on meds
Him: Therapists can't give meds
Him: Must be a psychiatrist
Me: Hey can I ask you somethin
Him: You can ask anything but I might not give a serious answer
Me: Have you ever heard Five Seconds Of Summer's "She's Kinda Hot?"
Him: No
Me: Look up the lyrics
Him: f*ck you
Him: f*ck off
Him: I'm blocking you until next Sunday
Me: Noooo what can I do
Me: sh*t you actually blocked me