Intro: Hey guys! I haven't done one of these in a while but I'm back. One of my friends hadn't been answering my texts in a while, so I thought it would be beneficial to grab his attention in some way. And this is the way I chose.
Me: Do you wanna build a snowman
Him: f*ck yourself in the ass with a knife
Me: Do you wanna hang out in some snow
Me: Because I can't find anyone to help me with all this f*cking snow
Him: Do it yourself you're a big girl
Me: Am I though
Me: Do you wanna ride a scooter bike?
Me: Maybe, idk
Him: Xd
Me: Do you wanna build a snowman
Me: (Hint give a one-word answer)
Me: (It rhymes with snow)
Him: f*ck yoy
Me: Noooooo