Ooh, I am f*cking an animal
f*cking an animal, holding on the horns
f*cking an animal, I'm involved with porn
f*cking an animal, sure is nice and warm in here
In my animal, drinkin' fifty beers
f*cking an animal , blowin' fifty steers
f*cking an animal, oh, I'm a f*cking queer
f*cking an animal
Didn't need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me my animal, getting my di*k bent
Oh, animal
Lovely animal
Argh
Animal, didn't have to say please
f*cking an animal with Legionnaires disease
I'm f*cking an animal, damn, hard on the knees
I'm f*cking an animal
Animal, animal f*cker on the loose
f*cking an animal, I'll go from dog to goose
f*cking an animal, one time I f*cked a moose
f*cking an animal
Now, the animal's in pain
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain
(Terrible pain)
But now, it starts to rain but I'm still the same
Meet my animal, animal, oh, animal, ah, animal
Animal, animal, animal
Animal, not proud of what I do
I'm f*cking an animal, I had a great time at the zoo
I'm f*cking an animal 'cause you won't let me f*ck you
Animal
I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song