I’m the Man to Be lyrics

I'm a hanging happy sock tonight
My hotel's on the Katong line
Can't focus an in vitro mind
If only I could think
But the belt's too tight

Can't reach a cotton ball to dry
The little teardrop underneath my right eye
I can use my Louis Vuitton tie
If only I could think but the belt's too tight

I'm peaceful cause my di*k's in sunlight
Held up by kites
Cause I'm the man to be

I couldn't get ahold of my big sister
When I tried to call her just to tell her that I missed her
I called and cried to room service instead
I'm drinkin' Malin and Goetz under the bed

I can't move
I can't talk
I can't sleep
I can't walk

I can't move
I can't talk
I can't sleep
I can't walk

Can't leave me up a crick all night
Erin Brockovich is not my wife
I'm such a baby I could totally cry
My hands are so sticky and the belt's too tight

I'm peaceful cause my di*k's in sunlight
Held up by kites
Cause I'm the man to be

I'm peaceful cause my di*k's in sunlight
Held up by kites
Cause I'm the man to be

I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared f*ck me shirt
The green one
I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared f*ck me shirt
The green one

[Interlude: Matt Berninger & (Cleaning Lady)]
(Hello?)
Hello, come on in
(Um...)
Sorry, I'm just-hello?
(Yes!)
K, come on in
(Okay, thanks)
Sorry, yeah...
(It's okay. How's everything?)
It's great

Take just a little sample of a sample
Of wet sage and rusting honey suckle for example
I'm not afraid to die a little tiny bit
I just don't want it to hurt coming out of it

Can't move
I can't talk
I can't sleep
I can't walk

Can't move
I can't talk
I can't sleep
I can't walk

Mama's on the spectrum
Daddy's on the borderline
I'm from f*cking Delhi
Not f*cking Over the Rhine

I'm peaceful cause my di*k's in sunlight
Held up by kites
Cause I'm the man to be

I'm peaceful cause my di*k's in sunlight
Held up by kites
Cause I'm the man to be

I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared f*ck me shirt
The green one
I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared f*ck me shirt
The green one

I can't even look at reviews anymore
I score an 8.6 on a f*cking par 4
Hanging like a ragdoll from the door
Cause I'm the man to be