[Intro]
I get away with murder
Filthy motherf*cker
Bow to your leader
Daddy's little stinker
[Chorus]
I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a b*tch
I'm the monster underneath your bed
[Hook]
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
[Verse]
You're never gonna change me
As long as mommy loves me
Baby ankle biter
f*ckin' whippersnapper
[Chorus]
I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a b*tch
I'm the monster underneath your bed
[Hook]
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
[Bridge]
Mommy get the wooden spoon
Daddy get the leather belt
Mommy get the wooden spoon
Daddy get the leather belt
[Outro]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty Diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah