I am the Snooter King
Please kiss my diamond ring
I am the Snooter King
Please kiss my diamond ring
These are my quarters, yes
Please wear your Sunday best
These are my quarters, yes
Please wear your Sunday best
I am the Snooter
I am the Snooter
Out by the fountain (she lies)
Down by the rusty gate
I found a pigeon drownin'
Oh, what a dreary day
I am the Snooter
I am the Snooter
The Snooter sleeps tonight!
Oh yeah, oh