The Eulogy lyrics
by Drapht
[Spoken: Briggs]
Family. Friends. We are here today to commend the body of James R. Recard to the Earth. Known as Jimmy to his friends. The king of the bar, with a liver infection. Victim to the many bras thrown at his feet. He is but a man, and into temptation he went. Had his name been Paul, [?] had a better chance. Lord, into your wide open arms we send James