The T lyrics

[Intro: Alaska]
My name is Alaska Thunderf*ck
And I have something to say...

[Verse 1: Alaska]
I like black tea, I like black D
I never touched Tina, and that's the T
I know on What's the Tee?, I said that I don't drink
So you b*tches probably don't even know what to think
When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
Acting stupid, getting drunk
I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one
I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
I keep it cute and I act my age
And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
It's a new dawn, it's a new age
Metallica, turn the page
Turn the page, turn the page
Chun Li, Streets of Rage
I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
Let's pay women an equal wage
No seriously
What the f*ck

[Verse 2: Alaska]
Now lets talk about my exes
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
I'm just kidding he was really in Florida
But what the f*ck f*cking rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but we're better apart
And I learned a lot from that broken heart
Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
Cerrone the Cat I f*cking miss you boo
Not every breakup turned out so well
I put a lot of really nice guys through some f*cked up hell
But then there was this one guy... Girl...
And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already...
Uh...
[Verse 3: Alaska]
This psycho ex got heavy handed
Tried to Death Star my whole f*cking planet
Talkin' sh*t, droppin' names
Screen cappin', playin' games
I've had it, officially!
The b*tch tried to really really come for me!
He crossed me like the River Styx
But the sex was good cause I like small di*ks...
(Ah ha!)

[Verse 4: Alaska]
I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
The money's on the dresser, get dressed
To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet
Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
Ow! You're pullin' my hair, b*tch!
You're spillin' my dress b*tch!
You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, b*tch!
Real fans? I f*cking love you
I'd lay myself down on the train tracks for you
In fact, I made this f*cking record for you
Call me Delano, 'cause I Adore you

[Interlude: Alaska with Adore Delano Vocalizing]
Yeah, you. Specifically
[Verse 5: Alaska]
The AAA Girls went bankrupt morally
Willam met some models and serviced them orally
He's probably on his way to replace us quick
Just like he f*cking did to Detox and Vic
Michelle always told me not to f*ck with cliques
Michelle always told me not to f*ck with cliques!
Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling
I did some challenges, I won a few
Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2...
I can't blame you Adore..
They went in really harsh that first day..
And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
I might've done the same thing..

[Verse 6: Alaska]
I'm just lucky, I guess
I feel blessed, but I'm stressed
I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much
To f*ck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
I'm sorry Coco
I'm sorry Tatianna
I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
And move on, cause it's all just a game
And it is what it is at the end of the day