Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher lyrics

[GEORGE, spoken]
I know we've been out on strike for eight months now
But don't worry
We're gonna have the best bloody Christmas party we've ever had
Hey! [?]

[TONY, spoken]
Can you hear it in the distance?
Can you sense it far away?

[GEORGE, spoken]
Is it old Rudolph the Reindeer?
Is it Santa on his sleigh?

[TONY & GEORGE]
It's heading up to Easington
It's coming down the Tyne

[TONY, GEORGE & ENSEMBLE]
Oh, it's bloody Maggie Thatcher
And Michael Heseltine

So Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath, oh
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death
They've come to raid your stockings
And to steal your Christmas pud
But don't be too downhearted
It's all for your own good
The economic infrastructure
Must be swept away
To make way for business parks
And lower rates of pay

So Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death

And they've brought their fascist bootboys
And they've brought the boys in blue
And the whole Trade Union Congress
Will be at the party too
And they'll all hold hands together
All standing in a line
'Cause they're privatising Santa
This merry Christmas time

So Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death

[BALLET GIRLS]
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Heseltine
You're a tosser, you're a wanker
And you're just a Tory swine