Urology Clinic A lyrics
by Amateur Transplants
Desmond had a problem with his waterworks
He passed a lot of blood each time he p*ssed
He went to see him General Practitioner
Who referred him on to the Urologist
He diagnosed Interstitial Nephropathy
In other words his Kidneys turned to sh*t
He had to have a radical Nephrectomy
And an Ileal Conduit
Oh bloody bladder, life went wrong, brah!
Oh bloody, bloody bladder!