Medical School Finance lyrics
by Amateur Transplants
I applied for a student grant
But the girl in the office said I can't
It's all based on your parents wages
We haven't given a grant in ages
The only student who got one of those
His daddy delivered for Dominoes
Yeh the only boy who got any funding
Was the son of a pizza man
Yeh the only boy who got any money
Was the son of a pizza man, Yes he was
He was. Oh yes he was