Couples Counselling A lyrics

What have I got to do to make you f*ck me?
What have I got to do to get laid?

Girl, I'd even settle for a blow-job
But we haven't gone past second base

Everybody else's girls will shag them
But every single night you say your tired

What the f*ck's the matter with you, sh*thead?
Now all my f*cking condoms have expired

It's sad
So sad
You don't even realize your making this relationship absurd

I Begged and I pleaded, I even tried to hypnotise you

Listen to my plea.....
Sally seems to be a frigid bird