Latin vocab
Capri-Sun
Telling jokes about your mum
Playing Top Trumps
Dairylea
Bunsen Burner
BCG
"Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done"
Going on cross country runs
Playing recorders made of plastic
Calling everybody spastic
That's what I went to school for
Learning French from Tricolore
Porn mags in the sock drawer
I declare a thumb war
That's what I went to school for
English comprehension
Going to detention
Being systematically physically and then sexually abused
By a Geography teacher who was old enough to draw a pension
That's what I went to school for
That's what I went to school for