Pizza lyrics

[Intro]
(One, two, three, four)
You know what you are?
A pizza poser, f*ck you
I've never seen you eat a slice
To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life
(Pizza is my life)

[Verse]
Thin crust, deep dish, double pepperoni
Elios-stuffed crust, no anchovies
Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like
Put it in the oven, we can order delivery
I don't care, I'm not very picky
Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
Cut it into eight squares or triangles
All I really want is pizza in me

[Solo]
Pizza is the greatest food on Earth
Oh sh*t

[Breakdown]
I got drunk with Papa John
He snorted cocaine with his apron on
He got too f*cked up for delivery
It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free
Oh!
(P-I-Z-Z-A)
(P-I-Z-Z-A)
[Interlude: Fronz & Kalan Blehm]
Yo, dude, go get the door, it's the pizza guy
Ooh, you got any money on this one?
Yeah, here's a five
What up, man? Give me that sh*t. Keep the change. Get out of here
Haha. Yo, hurry, bring that sh*t over here. What'd you put on it? The good stuff?
Yo, you–you pumped? I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes
Dude, are you f*cking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole f*cking pizza?
Yeah?
Are you sh*tting me?
No?
f*cking pineapple?! Ruahh
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
You f*cking piece of sh*t
Why would you do this to me?
Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple
No, I'm gonna peel your eyes
Out of your f*cking skull
I will extract your blood
And use it as pizza sauce