Squidward Nose lyrics

[Chorus]
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose

[Verse 1]
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that di*k was too soft (What the f*ck?)
Need a di*k like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this di*k, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome

[Chorus]
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose
[Verse 2]
This pus*y have yo' n*gga leavin' you hurt (Uh-huh)
Make him step out on you like phones ringin' at church (He gone)
At The Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it "Views from The Six" when he lookin' up my skirt (Uh)
Roses are red, violets are blue
All about the head like I'm in beauty school (Uh-huh)
I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue
'Cause if it ain't enough spit then my snot comin' through
Sex occasion, nipples like raisins
I black out on that di*k but my c*m is caucasian
Told me to face it, went down like the basement
Don't nut in my hole, I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that di*k made my lipstick slip off (Uh)
So can I wear your c*m as clear lipgloss? (Uh)
Make you work that di*k like I'm the big boss (Uh)
Call me Serena back and forth with his balls

[Chorus]
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose
[Verse 3]
Wanna f*ck another girl, n*gga are you dumb? (Dummy)
I'm a Gemini so that's really a threesome (Yeah)
Rubbin' on your di*k 'til my fingers numb
Big pus*y, it don't come with a cherry, I got a plum (Ooh)
Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah I like it like that (I do)
I'm hittin' more positions than Ray J hat
I'm ridin' on your di*k 'til your di*k get a flat
I'm 'bout to lay your ass down like a f*ckin' door mat (Uh-huh)
Peanut butter jelly all in my belly-belly
Rated R, no Kelly
Ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan, you can spare me
'Cause your breath kinda smelly
Yeah, my pus*y always screamin' "it's hot in here" like Nelly
Throw up on that di*k then I lick it up
Poor kitty-kitty but I'm rich as f*ck
Magician with the titties, told him pick a cup
I got that pothole pus*y, yeah the di*k was stuck

[Chorus]
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose