Squidward Nosey lyrics

His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose

My eyelash flew off
When I saw that di*k was too soft (What the f*ck?)
Need a di*k like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this di*k, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome

His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toеs
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ridе Squidward Nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
This pus*y have yo' n*gga leaving you hurt (Uh huh)
Make him step out on you like phones ringing at church (He gone)
At The Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it Views from "The Six" when he lookin' up my skirt (Uh)
Roses are red, violets are blue
All about the head like I'm in beauty school
I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue
Cause if it ain't enough spit then my snot coming through
Sex occasion, nipples like raisins
I black out on that di*k but my c*m is caucasian
Told me to face it, went down like the basement
Don't nut in my hole I do not want your glazing
Sucking on that di*k made my lipstick slip off (Uh)
So can I wear your c*m as clear lipgloss? (Uh)
Make you work that di*k like I'm the big boss (Uh)
Call me Serena back and forth with his balls

His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
Wanna f*ck another girl, n*gga are you dumb? (Dummy)
I'm a Gemini so that's really a threesome (Yeah)
Rubbing on your di*k 'til my finger's numb
Big pus*y, it don't come with a cherry, I got a plum (Ooh)
Yeah, daddy daddy, yeah I like it like that (I do)
I'm hitting more positions than Ray J hat
I'm riding on your di*k 'til your di*k get a flat
I'm 'bout to lay your ass down like a f*ckin' door mat
Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly
Rated R, no Kelly
Ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan, you can spare me
Cause your breath kinda smelly
Yeah, my pus*y always screaming "it's hot in here" like Nelly
Throw up on that di*k then I lick it up
Poor kitty kitty but I'm rich as f*ck
Magician with the titties, told him pick a cup
I got that pothole pus*y, yeah that di*k was stuck

His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His di*k smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His di*k smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose