HARD TO SLURP lyrics

[Intro]
Ain't no p*nis that can fix it
You should keep your semen
I'm only telling you because I can't breathe

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm hard to slurp, find it hard to f*ck
When it feels too good, I just suck yo toes
You want all my ass, I can't give that much
So don't lick to hard, 'cause I'm hard to slurp

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp

[Verse]
I got his bags packed like a storage
'Cause he kept going out like a shortage (Shortage)
Talking to b*tches, acting suspicious
I don't even see how I ever adored this
You swear to God yo ass be at work (You lying)
If you is, you f*cking the store clerk (Yup)
I'm not putting sh*t on delay, you put her on three-way
Or I'm selling yo sh*t on eBay (He gotta go)
You having an affair and don't even care (Nope)
Tell me you not there but you over there
Of course, you blame it on getting bored
But I cut n***** off from me like umbilical chords
I'm on my way to sleep so he hopped in the Jeep (Yup)
Sent her a Tweet, talking 'bout "Let's meet" (The f*ck?)
I thought he was getting the Hennessy
Whole time he was out and about feeling on Kimberly
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm hard to slurp, find it hard to f*ck
When it feels too good, I just suck yo toes
You want all my ass, I can't give that much
So don't lick to hard, 'cause I'm hard to slurp

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp

[Bridge]
I change the thongs
I'm all in 'til I moan
Got a lot to work out
'Til that di*k's behind me
You know you don't
Play with pus*y in the dark
Protect your foreskin
Ain't no goin' back once you c*m
I'm tryna be nice

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp