Bike Cops lyrics

You got caught up in U-locks, played chicken with bike cops
Danced badly with employees at hotel picket lines
Stole copies from Kinko's, spray painted the windows
And slept on the floor for a year
Then they got you on charges of assaulting an officer, interfering with a “protector of the peace”
Disorderly conduct, harassment, and trespassing;
We panicked, and now you're locked in a jail cell alone

But don't ever get lonely. You've got friends in most places