Choo Choo Charles: The Musical lyrics

[Verse 1]
Eugene called, he needed a pro
To go back with him to save his home
Spider-train is on the loose
Pump him full o’ lead from my caboose
Don’t get skewered or say goodbye
That evil train will take your life
Choo Choo, he’ll come for you
Lock n’ load is what to do

[Chorus]
Full speed in my freight train
I’m being stalked by a hate train
My Locomotive’s at full speed
Firepower is what I need
More guns, that’s imperative

[Verse 2]
Upgrade the weapons on my trusty train
Fire, rockets, gonna make it rain
Trading pickles for metal scraps
Dodging Warren’s goons when thеy attack

[Chorus]
Oh boy! Pickles!
[Bridge]
Remove my еggs from there at once
Or I’ll go wild and start to munch
Humans are what’s served for lunch
You’ve been warned, I’ll be killing a bunch!
Love the taste of cult leaders
I’m faster than a running cheetah
Eat your guts if you get derailed
Human flesh NEVER gets stale!

[Chorus]
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