Pokemon Go the Musical lyrics

I was a normal girl
Moved to Paris, dig the fashion
Got a normal job
Filing papers without passion
I'd post on the 'Gram
It gave my life meaning
'Til I found a new app
I started screaming

Surrounded by three creatures
Helpless, yet inspired
I threw a Pokéball
At a lizard wielding fire
Charmander evolved
And I caught myself a crew
Charmeleon hit the gym
And he grew into...

A Charizard b*tch
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Whatchya crew gonna do
Against my Charizard b*tch?

Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Better back the f*ck up!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
When I'm eating breakfast
Charizard!
On the plane
Charizard!
Everywhere I go, I bring my f*cking Charizard!
Go to work
Charizard!
Gettin' robbed?
Charizard!
Watch 'em burn in hell, 'cause now everybody knows...

I got a Charizard b*tch!
I gotta b*tch!
You'll get smoked like a joke
By my Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Either quit or get lit by my Charizard b*tch!

I'm a Charizard b*tch
No those wounds'll never stitch
Like The Doors light a flame
Before I put yo ass to shame
And if you water or a rock
Ima hit you with a shock
From my homie Pikachu
No my spree will never stop
I gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Incubatin', no debatin' with my Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Tasty candy comes in handy with my Charizard b*tch!

I gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Don't be runnin' yo mouth, or face my Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Gotta Charizard b*tch!
Just revives, never dies, 'cause he's Charizard b*tch!