Thrift Shop lyrics

[Intro]
"Hey Marklemore, can we go pet shopping?"
Woof, woof, woof, woof
Woof, woof, woof, woof
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meowmeowmeow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meowmeowmeow, meow

[Chorus]
I'm gonna pet some cats
And I got Snausages in my pocket
Lookin' for llama
Or maybe an iguana
This is a nice possum

[Verse 1]
Now
Walk into the store, I'm like, "What up, I need a peac*ck!"
Say "Yo Adrian" to the cashier at the pet shop
Up in the front there's a newborn husky
The people like, "Damn, that's a cute ass puppy"
The managers annoyed with me, accuses me of loitering
"Sir, you have to buy something", I just won the lottery
Now I will fulfill my dream of a snake shopping spree
But can I get a guarantee that they won't strangle me?
(Hissssss) sh*t, I'll just keep them in the bathroom
I'll take a basket of ten cats and a casket for dead rats
And a case of wee wee pads
Cus I hate pickin' up scat
A Cesar Millan backpack
For my Rhodesian Ridgeback
Where can I buy some diet mice?
So my snakes don't get too fat
I'ma take your Basset Hound, I'ma take your Chow Chows
For real, I'll emancipate these furry b*tches now
I'll take some nasty-ass salmon treats for my ten kittens
And since it's winter lemmie get 40 small mittens
They had a neutered Beagle, I bought a neutered Beagle
He's got an empty sack but he keeps on humpin' people
My room was a pigsty, now it's a zoo
I can't walk through without steppin' on some sh*tzu
I just bought blind dog, he might be deaf too
The puppyheads will be like, "Aww, is he a rescue?"
[Interlude]
Yeah
Well he's hella cute
Hella so are you, do you live around here?
Pet store, pettin' cats
Get outta here, kid

[Chorus]
I'm gonna hoard some cats
Got about 25 in my apartment
Just like an awful
Depressing commercial
With Sarah McLaughlin

[Bridge]
This dog is old as sh*t
He's got a plastic hip
I taught him three new tricks
Stay right there, play dead, and sit
I'm Dr. Doolittle
My place is full of bull
This shark is really cool
Can I store him in your pool?

[Chorus]
I better sell some pets
They don't pay rent for this apartment
They just sit around
Lookin' for a hand out
For this I blame Obama
[Outro]
"Is that your grandma's coat?"
OK, whose kid is this?