I Am... Bald Of Me (I Am... All of Me) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I see no, hear no evil
Black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one, they fall

[Refrain]
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am bald, I am, I am bald

[Pre-Chorus]
I, I, I, I am
Take the wig, take the wig
Take the f*cking wig off now
Go ahead and try to see through me
I’ve got no hair
One hair forward, two hairs back, no hair

[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold onto your wig
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am bald, I am bald of me
[Post-Chorus]
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
Bald, bald, bald, I'm Mike!

[Verse 2]
I see and feel the evil
My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers
I’ll laugh and watch you fall

[Refrain-Interlude]
How's the Balatro run going, idiot?
I bet bad
BALDATRO, BALDATRO, BALDATRO

[Pre-Chorus]
Take the wig off, take the wig off
Take the f*cking wig off now

Goddamn, what the f*ck is that on your head?!?
Take that sh*t off!

You look like a newborn baby
Is it a dead animal? Maybe
Stop pausing every second
Hold on to the hair you have
[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold onto your hair
Mike, take that wig off
You look like a j*rk off
I can tell it's just a bunch of glued-on pubes

[Post-Chorus]
Shadow f*cked my wife!
Shadow f*cked her in the theater!
Shadow, now I'm bald

[Bridge-Interlude]
You know, this song was like recorded
When Limp Bizkit and Korn was popular
So no Guitar Solo
But I tell you what, I'll fix it

[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Shave off the f*cking mystery
Take the wig off or else, I'll throw up out of my ass
Sorry, that was disgusting
But I'm the king of cropdusting
Mike, clean your scalp, It's f*cking crusting
[Post-Chorus]
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)

[Outro]
And you f*cking suck at Balatro! (Get a clue)
BALD