Rebecca’s Black (High Day) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Everyday I wake up in the mornin'
Smack my b*tch, where’s breakfast, b*tch?
Tell a b*tch once, she goes cooks up some sh*t
b*tch better not burn that sh*t
Which kinda drug should I get f*cked up with?
Gotta get a buzz and I smoke rocks
Watch Good Morning America
Smokin' my crack
b*tches tryin' to f*ck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
b*tch says "Yo, man, I'm done
Cookin' up the meth"

[Chorus]
It's high day, high day
Make-a-b*tch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef, no cheap sh*t
High day, high day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a b*tch, 'cause she be speakin'

[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
You know this weed is mixed with ecstasy, b*tch
[Verse 2]
I get high and plant bombs on the highway
Watch 'em blow up and I snort some white
Blunts, guns, out in the sun
I'm too stoned to choke a b*tch
Slap a b*tch, smack a b*tch
Mix heroin with Special K
Stop by kindergarten
To buy some f*ckin' Ritalin
b*tches tryin' to f*ck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
Gonna get my gun and shoot some hippies in the chest

[Chorus]
It's high day, high day
Give-a-b*tch-a-black-eye day
Everybody's smokin' on kush and keepin' the streets clean
High day, high day
Chill-with-a-black-guy day
Clean off your heroin needle with some bleach, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
You know this needle has some HIV on it
[Verse 3]
Yes, Justin Beaver's gay
("No, I'm not, since when is bi gay?")
We we we gettin' high, kids
We gettin' high, b*tch
We got a eightball of cocaine
Tomorrow I go back to bein' a public school teacher
I'm be gettin' high for all of today
(This song needs somebody black)
b*tch ass, ho' ass, trick ass ninja
Push you out the window like Chris Brown
Smack a b*tch in the mouth like Chris Brown
When I'm done with a b*tch, I p*ss brown (Woo)
You heard of 9/11?
That was me
That Columbine bullsh*t?
That was me
You wanna f*ck around in Iraq with me?
I leave you passed out covered in crap and pee!

[Chorus]
High day, high day
Make-a-b*tch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef, no cheap sh*t
High day, high day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a b*tch 'cause she be speakin'
[Post-Chorus]
Smokin' me smokin' some (Crack!)
Smokin' me smokin' (I'm black)
Blunts, guns, fun
Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy

[Outro]
b*tch everybody show them titties
Come on, come on everybody now
Yo titties now
Everybody now
Come on, come on
Everybody show me yo titties now