[Verse]
Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice, b*tch
You want to play your cards with God and roll the dice, b*tch?
Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational
You got me eating seeds and I ain't talking about fellatio
I'm crazy, yo
Got that technique stir fry chopstick Asian flow
I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills
But I know a little bit about the culinary skills, required
If you want to roll with the frying pan
Got to fry with the heart of a China-man
Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my di*k
sh*t taste like vagina, man
I ain't no Gordon Ramsay
But I make the best damn rice, you pansies
A b*tch like me came from Japan, see
Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
If you want a piece of this
Get in line, you piece of sh*t
They just keep coming back for more
You'd think Jehovah's Witnesses
They call me "The Grain Man"
Ancient ritual praying can
Help cook rice on a spiritual level
For those willing and able to be the king of the table, huh
Have some of my grain
I ain't talking about the f*cking headaches
You get on the morning after Fridays
I throw this rice like bridesmaids
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Stir fry
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