Intervention 1 lyrics

[Son]
Mom, this Jesus Christ followed me home, can I
Keep him?

[Mother]
Yeah, another one of these, he'll end up dead... He can stay, he'll
I'll be left to myself
I'll have to clean up sh*t, feed and take care of another animal that you bring here...

[Son]
But Mom, I swear I'll treat him well, I won't v...

[Mother]
THIS f*ckING JESUS IS ALREADY DIRTYING MY WHOLE FLOOR!

[Son]
Jesus, don't do that. Bad Jesus, bad Jesus. Jesus Christ... Mom... [Son] Sorry...

[Mother]
After you hit him, I'll hit you, insolent child

[Son]
Ah mother, ah mother, aiai mother, aiai, don't hit me, please don't hit me