[Verse 1]
Big whatever to the pus*yfooting feather
Headdresses on a shroud
Massive machete, that sh*t is getting heavy
Though you knew me, don't know me now
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't you let down my good friends
Don't you f*ck with my pals
Straight through the town
You drive around
Quit following my friends
[Chorus]
All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden
[Verse 2]
j*rks at work freeze kitties on their breaks
The cats meow, you hem and howl
Don't have to use a safe word
In bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls
And psycho clinic shower heads, you use them cleverly
[Pre-Chorus]
Didn't you forget balloons on my birthday?
Why did you f*ck with my self-esteem, man?
Straight through the town
You drive around
I need a line to my head-space
[Chorus]
All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden
[Outro]
It's not invincible, no, my darling
I'm not invincible when I fall
The tangled lore of the secret garden
I f*cking hate playing indoor soccer