Lassie (Monologue) lyrics

[Interlude]
*Woof*
What?
Timmy fell in the well?
*Woof, woof*
What's that?
He’s dead?
Well that sucks
*Woof, woof*
What's that?
I should break into his house
And help myself to his CD collection?
*Audience applauding*
That doesn't seem right
*Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof*
Oh, his girlfriend’s probably really lonely right about now?
*Audience applauding*
I don't think he would approve of that
*Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof*
Oh, he wouldn't mind, oh, okay, cool
*Audience applauding*
Seems kind of strange
But that's exactly what you're hearing when people tell you what God thinks