A Monster’s Holiday lyrics
by Aurelio Voltaire
[Intro]
Hu-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[Verse 1]
On Transylvania's finest beach
The Dracula came to a screech
Out came the count and all his brides
And the sun was not to fear
'Cause on their bodies they began to smear
Sunblock six thousand, sixty-nine
Frankenstein had just arrived
For a ghoul not quite alive
He made a great sandcastle with his dead man's hands
Then a sandworm caught his eye
And when the fella went sliding by
The house of [?] sunk into the sand
[Chorus]
Ain't it great that even monsters get a day
That puts a jagged smile on every face
And they're havin' a scream
'Cause it's always Halloween
On the monster's holiday
[Verse 2]
The bride of Frankenstein was there
And with the lightning from her hair
Powered up the DJ booth and tiki lights
Then the mummy spun a tune
While the phantom played a fugue
Grim grinning ghosts came out to socialize
The creature from the black lagoon
Was surfing underneath the moon
Wolfie howled "You better catch a wave real soon"
Godzilla waved his tail
And then they all began to wail
They were blown away by the tsunami monster
(Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, wipeout)
[Chorus]
Scarin' is great, but even monsters need a break
We all need a spooky getaway
And they're lettin' off steam
'Cause everyday is Halloween
On the monster's holiday
[Verse 3]
From the trees came jungle drums
That'll waken mighty Kong
He and a white zombie did the Monster Mash
They were followed by Doctor Moreau
With his monster men in tow
There has never been a bash
These beast-men couldn't crash
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4]
The villagers came from the town
Dracula began to frown
The pitchforks and torches made the wolf-man mad
Then they started making s'mores
For every monster in the horde
And Frankie said "fire not so bad"
[Chorus]
Ain't it great that even monsters get a day
That puts a jagged smile on every face
And they're havin' a scream
'Cause it's always Halloween
On the monster's holiday
Scarin' is great, but even monsters need a break
We all need a spooky getaway
And they're lettin' off steam
'Cause everyday is Halloween
On the monster's holiday
On the monster's holiday
On the monster's holiday