Screw The Ocampa lyrics

We were in the Badlands one day
Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay
We were whisked to the Delta Quadrant
f*ck! That's far away! I wanna go home! (said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home! (no one listen to him)
I say Screw the Ocampa! I wanna go home!

The Caretaker had an array, that could get us home safe
But Janeway that ignorant sl*t! She blew it away!
I wanna go home! (said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home! (no one listen to him)
Drop me off at a wormhole! I wanna go home!

So now I'm stuck here for years
In the Delta Quadrant I fear
With a Kazon and Hirogen and a brother with pointy ears (Wait..what?)
I wanna go home! (said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home! (no one listened to him)
Talaxian chicks are ugly! I wanna go home!

So hoist up the aftercells
See how the warp core burns!
Tell Janeway "Go to hell! I wanna go home!"
I wanna go home! (Said Ensign him)
Please let me go home! (someone listen to him)
I say screw the Ocampa! I wanna go home!
I say f*ck the Ocampa! I wanna go home!