The Bunnypocalypse lyrics

[Intro]
Meep

[Verse 1]
I got out of bed
It was Easter morning
Only 8 a.m
I should still be snoring
Then I heard a cry
Coming from the crypts
And there before my weary eyes was a bunny-pocalypse

[Verse 2]
I was kind of stunned
I looked all around
There were Sleeze-ter eggs
Scattered on the ground
Then they cracked wide open
And coming out in waves
Was a zombie-bunny horde from beyond the grave

[Chorus]
A black cat crossed my path
And said I had nothin' to fear
I said "Cat, ya don't know Jack
'Cause the haremageddon's here!"
A tap, tap, a double tap to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunny-pocalypse
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunny-pocalypse
[Verse 3]
I turned and there I saw a Druid (Ooo-ooo-ooo)
He was mixin' up some magic fluid (Ooo-ooo-ooo)
He told me Easter was a Pagan holiday
It's been Christian long enough
And we're taking it back today
He-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
I called ol' Chuck Norris
And the Boondocks Saints
Called the Pope in Rome
They all told me to wait
I called Bruce Campbell
Got him on the phone
He said "Keep your chin up, boy
'Cause now you're on your own"

[Chorus]
A black cat crossed my path
And said I had nothin' to fear
I said "Cat, ya don't know Jack
'Cause the haremageddon's here!"
A tap, tap, a double tap to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the bunny-pocalypse
Keep a gun at your hips
And a prayer on your lips
For the bunny-pocalypse
[Outro]
La-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!