Worf’s Revenge lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm the order of the Bat'leth, son of Kahless
Your family has no honor but i couldn't care less
I was born to kill Federation swine
And I celebrate with a barrel of bloodwine

[Verse 2]
I drink the raktajino, I eat the gagh
And when my homies get to Sto-vo-kor I yell "qapla'!"
'Cause I'm the chief commander on a bird-of-prey
And I wake up every morning out to own the day
I'm the macdad Klingon when I beam on board
I was at the signing of the Khitomer accord
I never sweat about a Romulan dude
He's just a limp wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
And they're sly and they be telling lies
A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
To the dominion and the Jem'hadar minions
I'm on them like a trans-warp engine
Hear my snarl
Heed my speech
Watch me blow like a warp-core breech!

[Verse 3]
I'm not a lowly white petaQ like that Barkley guy
I dont need a holodeck to get a par’mach’kai
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzia too
Watch out Janeway 'cause I'm coming for you
'Cause I'm the macdad Klingon with the humanoid b*tches
'Cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
[Bridge]
I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I get visions of Cardassia on my mind
And then my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind

[Verse 4]
I hate the tribbles
Those little furry sh*ts
But I love my Klingon b*tches 'cause they got 3 tits
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
If you were any other man I'd kill you where you stand
I've killed Captain Kirk, I'll kill Picard
I'll b*tch slap Riker like a Klingon targ
'Cause my name is Worf
I'm the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qapla'!