Pictures of Your di*k lyrics

[Verse 1]
Baby, when you left me
For another girl
You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world
We had a love I thought was true
Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you

[Chorus]
'Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your di*k on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
Now all l I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny di*k on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
All I can do is cry

[Verse 2]
The house is so empty
Since you've gone away
But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine's Day
I hugged it tight, it smelled like you
Then I Photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your di*k

[Chorus]
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy di*k on the Internet
All I can do is sit and cry
Now all l can do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm Tim's tiny di*k on the way to a party, pip pip!"
All I can do is sit and cry
All I can do is
[Bridge]
I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good."
And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my di*k on the internet!
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you f*cking insane b*tch!"

[Chorus]
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your di*k around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy
All I can do is sit and cry
Now all I can do is lay around
And write "Lost di*k. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny di*k.'"
All I can do is cry