Colleen’s apology video (Cupcakke Remix) lyrics

(hi. - Colleen Ballinger, CUPCAKKE)

[Spoken]
Hey. It's been a while since you saw my TWAT
I haven't been doing so great so I took a little sh*t
Cause a lot of people have been saying some things about me that aren't quite WET
Doesn't matter if it's WET though, as long as it's MASTURBATING to you. Right? You guys SUCKING di*k?

[Chorus]
All aboard the toxic pus*y CREAM
Chugging down the c*m of misMASTURBATION
The toxic pus*y CREAM
You got a one way ticket to NIAGARA FALLS station
Toxic pus*y CREAM
Tie me to the BED and f*ck ME SO GOOD
PUSSIES look like TWATS if you don't mind the THONGS
I won't survive in the BALLS but hey… at least you're having SEX

[Spoken]
Um, HELLO HELLO, I've been wanting to SLURP THAT di*k and talk to you about a few things
Even though my b*tch has strongly advised me to not SLURP THAT di*k TILL IT c*m… but I recently realized they never said that I couldn't SMACK… THAT ASS LIKE A DRUM
Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the FORESKIN, so… I hope that you'll be willing to MAKE A MESS
Many years ago, I used to GO UP AND DOWN LIKE A SEESAW, but not in a creepy way like some of you are trying to suggest, it was more in a 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP kinda way, where I was just trying to be besties with everyPAPI
It's kinda like, uh, when you go to a family THREESOME y'know and there's a weird GAY GUY there who keeps coming up to you like "OH MY GOD DADDY STOPPPP" umm that was me. In group chats with my PAPI. It was weird

[Verse 1]
I've been sharing my TITTIES online for over SIXTY NINE years
I've been pouring my c*m out to you, cause sometimes it feels like I'm talking to SPIDERMAN
But at the beginning of my career, I didn't really understand that maybe HE f*ckED ME SO GOOD I COULDN'T FIND MY WEAVE
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
Details of my PORN, which was really weird of me
I haven't done that for years, you see
Cause I changed my THONGS TWO TIMES A DAY and I took di*k DOWN MY BUTT
[Chorus]
But that's not very interesting, is it? So let's go on the toxic pus*y CREAM
Locomotives fueled with HAAAYYYYHHH accusations
The toxic pus*y CREAM
SLURP all over someone's WET VAGINA (AUGH)
Toxic pus*y CREAM
Hop aboard but close your ASS otherwise you'll realize
That CREAM is made of lies and that YOUNG TWAT you despise maybe didn't deserve to BEND OVER but hey… at least you're having SEX

[Spoken]
In all seriousness, I do think it's very important to JACK THAT di*k OFF WITH MY HAND LIKE I'M SHAKING UP SOME SEASONING. Um, y'know, I should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes and JUGGLETHEMBALLS, change their THONGSTWOTIMESADAY, and be a better PAPI. This is something that I've always tried to do and I SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM and something that I will continue to try to do and- oh, you don't c*m?

[Verse 2]
I thought you wanted me to take a di*k DOWN MY BUTT
But that's not the point of your MOLE mentality, is it, no
Your goal is to ruin the CHEETOS of the person you despise while you dramatize your MOUTH and monetize their CHOPSTICKS

[Spoken]
Yeah. Um, I feel like I can already hear the c*mSHOT UP MY ASS CRACK
"She's HORNY!" "She's KINKY!" "Ugh, she's TIGHT AS A VIRGIN! I would never BEAT THIS pus*y UP LIKE SHAKEISHA."

[Verse 3]
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that all of you are NASTY, so please criticize me
Bring out BILL COSBY made from your perfect past and stab me repeatedly
In my bony little TWAT
I'm sure you're disappointed in my HORNY b*tch song
I know you wanted me to say that I was SIXTY NINE percent in the THONGS
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for di*k
[Verse 4]
"HELLO HELLO I found someb*tch new to harass! She SLURPED some things that I do not like in her past! So everybody gather 'round cause we're about to EAT IT FROM BEHIND, but not based on facts, oh no."
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers IN MY ASS
You don't need any armor when you can hide behind THE BUSHES!
So shoot me down quick with a click and AUUUUUUGH!
My VAGINA's deceased

[Spoken]
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that b*tch, Miranda MOANS. You know the one. Yeah, her. Uh, she's PG-SIXTY-NINE, it says that on my website and it's always been that way
And that's why you won't find my videos on the YouTube LESBIANS app, anyway, um

[Verse 5]
I didn't realize it was my responsibility to PUT MY KYLIE JENNER LIPSTICK ON MY pus*y LIPS
I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable with their families watching my pus*y BUST OPEN LIKE I'M GOING IN LABOR
Um. Have I made some c*m in poor taste? YES!
Have I SWALLOWED some dumb KIDS? YES!
Am I sad that there's some fans who feel betrayed? NO
But was my intention to MASTURBATE? No

[Spoken]
It doesn't really matter what my SALIVA was, cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that
Let me tell ya, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting life-ruining pus*y THAT SMELL LIKE SARDINE
Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true, uh, everyone just believes that you're the type of person who MASTURBATES and STICKS IT IN MY HOLE
So, I just wanted to say that, um…

[Verse 6]
The only thing I've ever groomed is my two Persian PUSSIES
Not a SMACKer, just a SLURPer
Who didn't understand I shouldn't f*ck fans
And I'M A predator
Because five years ago, I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS OUT
So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's THONGS
I still felt it was important to come on here, defend myself a little, and take di*k DOWN MY BUTT
[Spoken]
And I also wanted to say that to anyone out there who has ever SMACKED MY ASS LIKE A DRUM, I really really appreciate you
For what it's worth? I never had any bad VAGINA
But I do EAT sh*t

[Chorus]
Toxic pus*y CREAM
Chugging down the c*m of misMASTURBATION
The toxic pus*y CREAM
You got a one way ticket to NIAGARA FALLS station
Toxic pus*y CREAM
You tie me to the BED and f*ck ME SO GOOD
PUSSIES look like TWATS when you don't mind the BALLS
I won't survive in the c*m but hey… I hope you had some fun

[Spoken]
Actually, you know, maybe I should let you guys know something, um, it seems like maybe you're confused about something? I don't know. Let me try to help, um

[Outro]
Sometimes people SUCK THE MILK and it doesn't make them a horrible NEWBORN, woah
Sometimes people can SUCK THE MILK and they're still a good NEWBORN, crazy, I know
Sometimes people can SUCK THE MILK OUT MY f*ckIN BREASTS and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no
And twist it up and SLURP it and add some c*m to it and pulverize it and SMACK it with knives and ruin a di*k, oh no
Sometimes people can SUCK THE MILK and it doesn't mean you gotta send them HAPPY MEAL, woah
Sometimes people can SUCK THE MILK and you can kindly let them know and help them to STRIP
Sometimes people SUCK THE MILK simply because they SUCK THE MILK
THE MILK doesn't make them a terrible NEWBORN
It just makes them NEWBORN

[Spoken]
But what do I know?
f*ck me IN MY ASS